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Nothing
costs you less
and is valued more than
your "Like"
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Brazilian Carnival
in a Russian Sauna
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Joke
"A Car as Collateral"
A Russian
businessman walks into a Swiss bank in Geneva and asks
for a $100 loan. He offers his luxury Mercedes car as
collateral. The collateral is too good, and the bank
manager approves the loan.
A year
later, the Russian comes back. He repays the loan and
the 10% interest and is ready to collect his car.
Finally, the puzzled bank manager dares to ask him:
"Excuse me, sir, could you tell me: did you really need
that $100 so badly? In order to get the money, you left
your luxury car with us for a whole year!"
The Russian
replied, "That's simple – just
think outside the box: where else in Geneva can I
find such a great parking place for just $10 a year?"
Humorous Quotes
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You want to get everything and at
once, but you get nothing and gradually. |
Michael
Zhvanetsky |
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Doctors are powerless if a patient
wants to live.
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Condoms are white
because a white dress make you
look fatter.
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If you don't pay attention to
problems
they'll take offence and leave.
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