Faina Ranevskaya humorous quotes Russian actress

I've been smart enough to have lived my life stupidly.

Faina Ranevskaya



Faina Ranevskaya humorous quotes Russian actress

To play in a bad movie is like spitting into eternity.

Faina Ranevskaya





Faina Ranevskaya

Humorous Quotes

Faina Ranevskaya

popular Soviet Russian actress


Happy Life

I've been smart enough to have lived my life stupidly.

Optimism is lack of information.


Im watching this film for the fourth time and have to tell you today the actors are as good as never before.


Success is the only unforgivable sin against your neighbor.

If someone has hurt you, give him a chocolate. If he has hurt you again, give him another chocolate... An so on until this bastard gets sick with diabetes.

Love, Marriage

Condoms are white because a white dress make you look fatter.

God created women beautiful so that men can love them and stupid so that they can love men.

Women are, of course, more intelligent. Have you ever heard of a woman that would lose her head only because a man has pretty legs?

A fairytale is when you marry a frog and it turns out to be a princess. Reality is vice versa.

A real man is one who remembers the lady's birthday, but never knows how old she is. A man who never remembers her birthday, but knows exactly how old she is, - is her husband.

Family can replace everything. So, before starting a family, one should think what's more important: family or everything.

When you get married, you'll understand what happiness is. But then it will be too late.


My fortune is in the fact that I don't need it.

It has always been incomprehensible for me: people are ashamed of the poverty but aren't ashamed of the wealth.


Doctors are powerless if a patient wants to live. >>>

You are healthy if every new day it hurts in a new place.

You cannot cure sclerosis, but you can forget about it. >>>


Spelling mistakes in a letter are like bugs on a white shirt.

Old age is when you are not bothered with bad dreams, but with bad reality.